i don't like sucking hair
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
