Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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