Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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