I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Randomize
