So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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