Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
how does that bad decision feel?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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