Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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