no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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