not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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