windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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