you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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