It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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