BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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