went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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