Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I CAN MOONWALK!
Define "chronic" masturbator.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Fuck appropriateness.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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