All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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