We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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