no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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