I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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