my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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