I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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