Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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