A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
The ass gains better be worth it
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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