everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
In other news, I just burned my penis
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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