Don't you send me to vm
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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