careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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