You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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