I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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