is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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