youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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