She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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