that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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