Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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