things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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