It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
