yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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