I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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