Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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