If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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