There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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