Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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