accomplished twins. life is a go
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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