butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
