i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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