thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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