a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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