Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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