these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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