i don't like sucking hair
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think I sprained my soul last night
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
send nudes
from the living room?
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