Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i just had sex bonerless
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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