But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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