Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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