I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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