on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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