Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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