Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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